Horny frog

Horny frog is the most perverted frog ever born. He is fought during the quest Cook's Assistant. Not much is known about his origins, but he was born in an extraordinarily filthy boghole in the Lumbridge swamps.

The Fight

 * The horny frog has 200 health, and is fairly easy to kill if you've ever used a computer before.


 * The frog grips on you at the start of the fight. Shake the horny frog off your back quickly by doing the dance emote. If you take too long you will be hit for 30% of your maximum health, become diseased, and lose your virginity. Fortunately you can keep your virginity by activating the Protect Item prayer though.


 * Attack the frog normally. At 75% health the frog will attempt to reproduce with you again. Do the jig emote to shake it off. Keep fighting and at 50% health you will be assaulted once again. This time do the jump for joy emote, and the frog will fly off and hit its head into the ceiling. You hear a nasty crack and the frog becomes furious.


 * The frog will now start violating you with its tongue, which does up to 10 ranged damage. At 25% the frog will once again begin humping you. Do the headbang emote twice and the frog will fall off. Enraged by your cockblocking, the frog starts spurting boiling-hot sperm all around the room. Activate Protect from Ranged or you will definitely get a disease.


 * At 1 hp left, the frog will use its last powers to assault you extra rough. Do the jump for joy emote 50 times, and the frog will finally fly off at an incredible speed and experience an abrupt and painful stop at the ceiling. You hear a satisfying ting and the frog's skull cracks open. General Graardor steps out from the hole in the skull, bows deeply, and smacks you in the head with a cast iron cooking pot.

Trivia

 * Despite all his effort, the horny frog will not be able to mate with you, as you are infertile.


 * Gourmet implings are known for secretly humping frogs in their free time. But it's actually quite obvious, as they're often carrying frog spawn in their pockets.