The Knight's Sword

Sir Vyvin's squire is seriously absolutely completely fucking fucked. He has lost Sir Vyvin's extremely valuable Blurite-trimmed 3rd age longsword. Help him find a replacement for it.

Squire in trouble
Talk to Sir Vyvin's squire who is hiding in a bush near the Rising Sun Inn. He tells you that he's hiding from Sir Vyvin's wrath, because he lost his extremely valuable Blurite-trimmed 3rd age longsword. Ask him how it happened, and it turns out he "accidentally" jammed the sword inside the butthole of a very thick bloodveld. This "accident" frightened the bloodveld so much that it bolted out of the Slayer Tower and ran deep into the swamps and was never seen again.

The squire asks if you could help him by making a replica of the sword. He suggests you start by talking to Reldo, who can be found burning books inside the library of Varrock Palace. Bring a bucket of water with you, as Reldo has accidentally set himself on flames. Throw it on him and it accidentally hits him direclty into the head and he passes out. Some varrock guards arrive and thank you for finally stopping the lunatic pyromaniac. The guards drag Reldo away while you're forced to shake hands with King Roald and receive a grateful blowjob from his wife, Queen Ellamaria.