One Small Favour

One Small Favour is a really short quest, just like the name suggests.

One small favour

 * Talk to Yanni Salika in his hut in Shilo Village. Ask him if he got a job for a poor fuck like you. He refuses at first, just keep talking to him until he gives up. He tells you to get him some Red mahogany logs, so that he can fletch wooden buttplugs and replace his chairs with them.


 * Go talk to the Suspicious Forester, who can be found wanking in the bushes at the edge of Kharazi jungle. He tells you that he can't get any logs at the moment, as his axe has become blunt from donating too many surprise brain surgeries to the nearby hobgoblins. Offer to sharpen the blunt axe for him.


 * Grab a redberry pie and head to Thurgo, who can be found in a suspicious hut near Port Sarim. Give him the redberry pie and watch him devour it like a starving pig. Then hand him the blunt axe and he will swiftly sharpen it using his perfectly-sculpted muscular arms, while his magnificent massive stomach slaps against your back. You hear a rough grunt, a peculiar roar, and an excellently sharpened axe emerges from the darkness.


 * Take the axe to the "Forester". He walks to Lumberyard and buys you some red mahogany logs. Take the logs to Yanni Salika. He gives you 50 coins and asks you to leave, as he'll be busy test-driving the buttplugs for the next two weeks.

'''Congratulations! Quest completed!'''

Rewards

 * 0.5 Quest points
 * 50 Coins
 * 10 years in prison for assisting an axe murderer

Trivia

 * Red mahogany logs are similar to mahogany logs, they're just slightly more reddish.
 * What happens in Thurgo's hut, stays in Thurgo's hut.
 * This quest is a lie, because you actually have to complete two small favours instead of one. Or three, if counting whatever happened between you and Thurgo.