Lumbridge Castle

Lumbridge Castle is an old crappy castle in Lumbridge. The tyrant Duke Horacio lives on the 2nd floor. The spinning wheel tastes like strawberries.

First floor
On the first floor you can find multiple water sources, a cooking range, a wall and a retarded cook. The start points of the quests Cook's Assistant and Recipe for Disaster are also located here. A trapdoor in the kitchen leads to a suspicious dark cellar.

Item spawns: mind rune, bronze arrow, bowl, pot, jug

Second floor
Duke Horacio's kinky bedroom can be found on the second floor. There's also a spinning wheel you can get your dick stuck in.

There's also a bronze dagger spawn near the wheel, for cutting your dick off after it gets stuck.

Third floor
There's a bank and 4 logs. Nothing interesting happens.

Cellar
A lot of strange things happen in the moist and dark cellar, especially after Duke Horacio goes there. Many valued items spawn here, such as leather boots and a cabbage. After the quest Cook's Assistant, you can find a hole in the cellar wall, leading to Lumbridge Swamp Caves.

Every 3 hours, Duke Horacio will enter the cellar and molest anyone inside. If you see Horacio enter the cellar while you're there, you can still save your literal ass by quickly teleporting away.

Residents

 * Duke Horacio
 * Sigmund
 * Lumbridge Cook
 * Hans
 * Bank tutor
 * Crafting tutor
 * Rat (level-1)